I Pooped Today Socks Embroidery Kit plus green-and-blue stripes across the

plus green-and-blue stripes across the foot

and negotiating hostage-level snack demands before noon

These sarcastic socks are perfect for retirees who refuse to pretend aging is magical

Like stitching a sleepy sloth

I Pooped Today Socks Embroidery Kit plus green-and-blue stripes across theLook, not every day is a win. But sometimes you go. And if you were more backed up than the Suez Canal in 2021, thats definitely cause for celebration. These light brown socks with a darker brown toe and heel dont hold anything back. Right across the top they say: I Pooped Today! And just below it? A delightfully unbothered cartoon poop, fists in the air like it just crossed the finish line at the Fiber Olympics. Made from a soft, stretchy cotton